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Andreas Georgiou


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Summer watermelon carved works


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Creative Hedgehog Penholder


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Ink with the perfect combination of tea - Carne Griffiths


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Artist Carne Griffiths, specializing in special media creative artists inspiration from the surrealist painter, fashion and natural elements combined with a personal unique vision, style, from emotional images to commercial advertising are suitable. His works are bold, beautiful and full of vitality.




To adhere to the ten years the same hobby. . . ------ Duo a dream. . .


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funy 2012


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Coexistence of humans and animals


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Simple is happiness


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Ten betrayal


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Ten betrayal and a woman was lying in bed and her lover touching, I suddenly heard the voice of her husband opened the door into the room. "Quick! Standing on that corner, do not move!" The woman was in a great hurry to body rub full of baby oil, then bathed in lime powder, softly told him to "stand not to move, you pretended is a plaster." She husband into the room, pointing to the corner of something: "What is it?" the woman calmly said, "Oh! just plaster. Tsai's bedroom one, I think quite beautiful, so I get a home furnishings furnishings. "The couple has since not talk about the plaster thing, until two people go to bed to sleep the sleep. About two in the early morning, the husband gets up and goes to the kitchen to eat back into the house, holding a sandwich and a glass of milk, gave the plaster, said: "Take, eat, do not like me caijia station for three days, even a saliva did not drink. "



The two most "funny" cheating husband and wife outside has a lover, often out on my own to find stimulation, the two rarely spend the night. One day both at home, on the other side a bit guilty, so extraordinarily gentle. Do not want two people sleeping into the early hours, his wife suddenly stand up and sat up, loud dream whispered: "Oh, my husband back!" Husband one immediately get up, pick up all the clothes fast, jumped out from the window ......



Third, the "coincidence" of betrayal a woman at work to take advantage of Mr. secretly fooling around with the lover. Two days and in bed, the woman heard the sound of her husband the car back, she anxiously called her lover: "You must take your clothes, jump the windows!" Her lover a look: "outside heavy rain, you asked me to jump out? "" My husband if caught two of us, we will no doubt kill the woman cried. Her lover had to pick up the clothes, jumped out from the window. A result, he plunged into even jumped into a group of marathon runners, he had to side carrying clothes, while join the running. Players asked him: "You used to streaking do?" He gasped replied: "yes ah, so you can reduce the air resistance." Another contestant asked the streaking man: "Are you running habit will take the clothes in your hand? "he was a little breathless answer:" yes ah, so that the game finished I can put on his clothes, drove home. "The man then asked:" do you usually are running it with a condom? "the man said:" only wear when it rains. "



Fourth, the most "expensive" betrayal
One night, a man walked into a bar, the bartender said, "Please give me a glass of beer." Bartender: "Yes, a glass of beer, a penny." Guests do not believe in, shouting: "a glass of beer a penny?" Bartender: "It is, a penny!" The guests looked at the menu said: "Can you give me a big rib steak, plus mushrooms, two fried eggs, French fries," the bartender: "Of course, but which is quite expensive! "guests:" How much? "the bartender:" A total of 40 cents! "Guest:" Where is the owner of the bar? "bartender: upstairs with my wife!" guests: "he was upstairs with your wife do?" the bartender: "like my downstairs, made the bar the same!"



Fifth, the "corruption" of the affair
A boss car trip a few days, lonely days, then to a nightclub to seek a beautiful lady, It Happened One Night, consumption of one thousand. In order to circumvent the wife of the competent financial inventory, with the opening and maintenance receipts, Note: hot weather, the tire burst, new ones with a.

Six, the most difficult to understand "the betrayal
A seaside villages, most of the men in the village often out to sea for a long time was not at home. The women of the village almost everyone has betrayal, but in the betrayal and then will go to the priest confession. After a while, the priest suggested that those women: "after the betrayal and the word is called fall, as long as the [fall] I know!" Later, the old priest retired, his particular account of the village head should go before [fall] the meaning of the word to convey the new priest, but the new priest after he took office, the village head, but forgot to tell the new priest. Women or go to the priest to do confession every day, fell because too many people fall, so the priest go to the village head, he suggested that the village head to strengthen the road construction with the priest said, so many people often fall. Unexpectedly, the village chief is listened to but laugh. Priest unknown, therefore, to see the village head laughed so happy, very angry and said: "What are you laughing! Village head lady this week has fallen three times!"



, The most "memorable" betrayal and a funeral industry has to work late, his work is usually done a detailed check sent in the bodies of the dead before burial or incineration. When examining the bodies of Mr Wong, he was very surprised to find that Mr. Wang's that thing in his life seen the longest, the biggest one. "Mr. Wang, really sorry! I can not send you to cremation. Your bird so something special must be left for future generations to come." So the coroner to take the scalpel to cut the thing, it would be wrapped into the bag to take home. The first show to see his wife: "Wife, you absolutely can not believe I'll show you something!" To open the bag, put that thing out, and his wife a look, he exclaimed "My goodness! Mr. Wang died ! "



8, the most "unexpected" having an affair with a pair of middle-aged couple, have two very beautiful daughters, but they have been longing for a son. They finally decided to make a last attempt, after several months of hard work, franchisees make a profit, the lady is pregnant, nine months after giving birth to a healthy little boy. The happy father rushed to the nursery to see his newborn son, but he saw terrified, his son turned out to be his life seen the ugliest baby. He went to see his wife and told her that he is definitely not the father of the baby, and very ferocious questioned his wife: "You are not carrying my Tou Hanzi?" His wife is very sweet he smiled and said: "This time."



Nine, the most "tragic" betrayal Lao Zheng lying in bed dying, his wife meditation at the bedside, clutching his hand and burst into tears, murmuring prayer. Lao Zheng opened his weak eyes looked at the little Zen, opened his pale lips, said softly: "Dear Zen, ... a small Zen clutching his mouth:" You are tired! Quiet sleep, good, do not speak! "Lao Zheng is very weak, said:" But I have things that must be used with your confession! "" Nothing good confession! you are tired, or a good sleep! "Zen said sobbing. "No! No! I will certainly want to tell the truth, I want to die in peace. I have slept with your sister, your best friend, your best friend of a friend." Small Zen gently weep: I know this is the reason why I poisoned you! "



10, the most "handle" the betrayal of two women in the countryside drink, been drinking the day dawn. On the way back, they are acute and unbearable, so bite the bullet into the side of the road to a cemetery. Did not bring toilet paper, the first woman to take off the underwear rubbed it, and threw the underwear. The second woman found next to a wreath, then tear off the elegiac couplet wiped. Two women to go home not long after their husbands will exchange phone. "It seems we have to be careful, last night they must have a thing, I found my wife back after no drawers!", "I'm worse, I found my wife ass bears a note that read: ' I will never forget you '! "

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